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I had some trouble deciding what to call my story of the life of Lemony Snicket. I first thought I would call it "The Life and Adventures of Lemony Snicket," but then I realized that Mr. Snicket had already included a list of names for his theoretical biography. He included it in "The Unauthorized Autobiography," and is copied below:

LEMONY SNICKET:

Baudelaire Biographer

LEMONY SNICKET:

A Coward and a Gentleman

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Truth Behind the Man

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Man Behind the Truth

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Man Behind the Hedges

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Truth Behind the Lies

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Truth Behind the Lies Behind the Truth

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Truth Behind the Lies Behind the Truth 

Behind the Man Behind the Hedges

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

 The Truth Behind the Story Behind the Organization

Behind a Great Deal of Trouble

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Truth Behind the Man Behind the

Story Behind the Orphans

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man Who Has Never 

Burned Anything Down

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man Who Has Never Burned 

Anything Down, Despite What You May Have Heard

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man Who Suspects Others of Having 

Burned Things Down, Even Though He Himself Did Not

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man Who Wishes Things 

Had Turned Out Differently 

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man Who Needs Your Help

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man Who Needs Your Help, Please

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man, a Woman, and an Organization

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man, a Woman, and Several Matches

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of a Man, a Woman, and Another Man

LEMONY SNICKET:

 The Story of Three People, Two of Whom Are Male

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of Three Initials, All of Which Are Secret

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of Three Initials, All of Which are Consonants

 

LEMONY SNICKET:

The Story of Three Siblings,

At Least One of Whom is Dead

 

DO YOU SMELL SMOKE?

The Story of Lemony Snicket

 

LEMONY SNICKET: 

A Good Man in Bad Trouble, Not Vice Versa

 

 

At last, I decided on LEMONY SNICKET: The Truth Behind the Man for my biography of the fascinating coward and gentleman, Lemony Snicket.

^LEMONY SNICKET: The Unauthorized Autobiography (2002), by Lemony Snicket